BICYCLE THEFT
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A kid went to the police to report about his lost
bicycle this morning...
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KID: My new bicycle has been stolen!
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POLICE: When did you notice?
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KID: This morning.
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POLICE: Do you have a suspect?
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KID: Yes, my mum and dad.
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POLICE: Why do you suspect them?
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KID: Yesterday at midnight, I heard mum say,
"Make it stand so I can sit on it very well." and
dad said, "Climb up fast before it falls." I then
heard mum say, "Push Slowly, don't hurt me!"
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POLICE: (laughing uncontrollably)Go back home
kid, I'm sure they've returned it
