Friday, August 28, 2015

(Jokes) WAEC result

A Boy traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result
was out so that his Uncle will help him get
admission into the University of Lagos to study
medicine and become a medical doctor.
The following conversation came up:
Boy: Uncle, I learnt it's difficult to gain admission
into the university these days except you are
well connected
Uncle: That's true.
Boy: Since you are connected, I came to ask you
if you can help me get admission into the
university after my JAMB Uncle: That's true..am
connected and I will help u
Boy: Thank you Uncle
Uncle: You're welcome...so how is your result, is
it WAEC or NECO and how many credits did you
get?
Boy: Uncle, it's WAEC, I had only two credits in
agric and Yoruba
language but I failed the rest
Uncle: Well, that's not bad, you can still be a
doctor, not a medical doctor really but native
doctor(babalawo)...You will use your credit in
agric in collecting herbs from the forest, and
Yoruba language for incantations.
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